Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 32
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.
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The longer your campaign goes on, the more ridiculously powerful you'll have to make the villains to present a challenge to your demi-god characters.
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Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.
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Just because you have a ten in one of your stats doesn't mean some leader toy can't pulverize you with it's 10+ stat.
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If you have an aerial altmode and take to the sky, someone will hit you with an EMP blast.
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When you think you've cornered someone, they'll call in their friends and combine into a huge lumbering giant who will promptly crush you.
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The typical job interview will begin with, so, what cultural stereotype do you represent.
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When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available.
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The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.
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The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.
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You might forget your past, but your past will never forget you.
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You need something the most, only after you realize you've permanently lost it.
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Generalization: If you can quantize it, it is too small.
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When you believe you have seen the utmost of one's stupidity they never cease to amaze you and go one step further.
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Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.
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When you need gum for your breath in the morning and you can't find any.
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