The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 26
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Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.
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The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.
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If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.
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The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.
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If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.
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Any movie at your local video store will always be rented out when you want to rent it yourself.
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It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.
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Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't.
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Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch.
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The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.
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Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.
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When your workmates absolutely guarantee they'll take care of your duties while you're on vacation, they won't.
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The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.
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Your unemployment check always comes after you find work.
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