When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 24
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The more expensive the gift you give your mother, the longer she will “save” it before she uses it.
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No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.
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No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that mother will not offer you more food.
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The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.
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Never forget who rocked you as a baby. That's something else you will never be able to repay her for.
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Mother can always tell you a better way to do something after you've already done it.
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The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.
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No matter how small your mom is, she will always be bigger than you are.
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The more you detest an item that belongs to your mother, the more likely it is that she will try to give it to you.
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If you do it yourself, mom could have done it better. If mom does it, you should have done it yourself.
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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
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The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.
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Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.
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If your kid grows up to be like you its an insult, not to you, to the kid.
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You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.
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If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box.
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The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one.
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When you are in a hurry, the needle eye is always too small.
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The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most.
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