Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 23
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
After laying out everything in preparation for the next day's match, including the new.38 pistols & rifle, you will always, out of habit, grab the.45 ammo!
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If you forget or pack the wrong ammo, that will always be the caliber the club vender will be out of.
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Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.
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Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.
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The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.
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If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.
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The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.
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If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.
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Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.
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Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.
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If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.
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Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.
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The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.
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The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.
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Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.
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If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.
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