No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 22
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If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.
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If you ask the cost of playing CAS you probably can’t afford it.
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If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.
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If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.
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The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.
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You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.
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If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.
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In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.
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38s really aren’t wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.
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If you think you saw Elvis at EOT dressed in white leather, he really was there and ten cowboys will back you up no matter what.
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No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.
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The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.
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All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.
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No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.
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No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.
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That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.
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