If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 20
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Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side.
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If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you'll hit the brake, you won't stop.
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There shall be torrential down-pours as you attempt to get to your car; once inside the car, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping and there's a rainbow on the horizon.
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By making expensive modifications you increase the gravitational attractions between your car and large objects.
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If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.
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Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry.
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A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.
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You can drive a car in to any river ford, just don't expect to always be able drive out.
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There's never a tree around when you're stuck in the mud.
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Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.
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If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.
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Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.
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Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.
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If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.
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If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early.
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If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.
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