Any patient, when given the option of either going to Jail or going to the Hospital by a Police Officer, will always be inside the Ambulance before you are.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 19
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Given the opportunity, any Dispatcher will be only too happy to tell you where to go, regardless of whether or not she actually knows where that may be.
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Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4's and Kerlix.
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You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.
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You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired.
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The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.
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When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.
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The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.
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Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.
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The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.
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The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.
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The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.
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If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.
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When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.
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Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.
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