Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 18
685 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the supply room. You always remember when you get back to the other end.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
As soon as you've ordered the pizzas, 25 patients show up at the ER registration desk along with three ambulances all with cardiac arrests!
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Ten seconds after you have finished giving a complete bed bath and changing the bed, the patient has a giant code brown.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The better job you do, the more work you can expect to be handed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Rest assured that when you are in a hurry, the nurse's notes have not been written.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You may not install a car catcher on the front of the ambulance.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The more equipment you see on a EMT's belt, the newer they are.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Riding shotgun does not mean you shoot the tires of non-yielding vehicles.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
It's not a compliment when Policemen say you're crude, crass & cynical.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You've come to conclude 90% of all drunks are a waste of protoplasm.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You cannot institute a surcharge for unruly or surly patients.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
As long as stupidity remains epidemic, you have job security.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, regardless of the time.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you respond to any Motor Vehicle Accident call after Midnight and do not find a drunk on the scene, keep looking: somebody is still missing.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
