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George Burns

Biography George Burns (1896-1996)

American comedian and actor

Was born on 20 jan 1896.
Died on 09 mar 1996, at 100 years old.

Origin country United States

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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The...

Quote by George Burns about sex, love

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Quote by George Burns about money, contentment

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Quote by George Burns about sex, age, olderness

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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. (Samuel Beckett)

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The beautiful spring came, and when nature resumes her loveliness, the human soul is apt to revive also. Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer. Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil. Blossom by blossom the spring begins.

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If those who are the enemies of innocent amusements had the direction of the world, they would take away the spring, and youth, the former from the year, the latter from human life. Man is born passionate of body, but with an innate though secret tendency to the love of Good in his main-spring of Mind. But God help us all! It is at present a sad jar of atoms. We moved over to Silver Spring, actually near University Park. The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.

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When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. The deep roots never doubt spring will come. Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer. Spring is when life's alive in everything.

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