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George Burns

Biography George Burns (1896-1996)

American comedian and actor

Was born on 20 jan 1896.
Died on 09 mar 1996, at 100 years old.

Origin country United States

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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Quote by George Burns about money

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The...

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Quote by George Burns about sex, age, olderness

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