If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.
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Murphy's laws about Contentment, page 16
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The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.
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Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.
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Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you.
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The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.
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You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.
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If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.
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The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.
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The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.
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The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.
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You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.
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Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.
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Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do.
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The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired.
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The item of equipment that usually won’t start or jams when you need it the most is the pump.
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As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains.
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