Sometimes in order to clean up, it is necessary to make a mess.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about order
Murphy's laws, page 88
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people
If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people
Never teach a pig to sing. It waste your time and annoys the Pig.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about waste, time
Skeptics are blessed with ignorance, while pessimists are cursed with knowledge.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about ignorance, knowledge
Having is not always as pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical but I have observed it to be true.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about things
When you remember the trash needs taking out the garbage truck is 2 doors down.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man
Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment
During the course of any endeavor you will always see the winning move right after you've executed the losing one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment
The less you have to paint, the more paint you get on yourself.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Lube something good and it only gets better, lube something bad and it only gets worse.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, good, good luck
To check the spelling of a word in the dictionary, you have to know how it's written.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about word, contentment
