The most precise measuring instrument known to man for...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man

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The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.

Edward A. Murphy
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man.
Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy 1918-1990, engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Was born on: 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
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