The most precise measuring instrument known to man for...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man

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The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man.
Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy 1918-1990, engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Was born on: 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.

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