Pens sent through the dryer intentionally never break, but those sent by accident always attack white clothes.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, clothes
Murphy's laws, page 89
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is nothing but competence in incompetency.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing
Coincedence doesn not exist, everything happens for a random reason.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about reason
The time you have to wait before going to bed increases proportionally to how tired you are.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, time
The only people less likely to follow your advice than those who receive it unsolicited are those who ask for it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, people
If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, happiness, worry, contentment
If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, contentment
When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about law, contentment, bad luck, good luck, time
Good luck is inversely proportional to good timing.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck, bad luck, good
The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, things, contentment
The first thing to break down is the irreparable one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction, things
Keys dropped near an open elevator door will always fall down the crack.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, fall
The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, contentment
If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about destiny, bad
The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, use, work, contentment
When playing board-games which involve quizzes etc, you will always know the answers to everyone else's set of questions but never your own.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about games, contentment
If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about law, name, word, contentment
If you notice that one of the laws you read came from a different source, it was either completely innocent or completely malevolent.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about law, contentment
