Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about woman, chance, success, man
Murphy's laws, page 86
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, contentment
Any good idea you ever had will just be accredited to someone else once you tell someone about it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, good, good luck, contentment
If you hold a hammer in your hand, everything around you will look like a nail.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about duty, contentment
If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about being, contentment
Clicking your heels three times means you've fallen and can't get up.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about life
Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about things, contentment
A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brains.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about life
