Murphy's laws, page 90
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, holidays, suffering, time
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, experience
Whenever you need a crucial file from the server, the network will be down.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need
No matter how many carts you have, you will always have the urge to build just one more.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
The uniform you have to wear comes in two sizes small and pinches things.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, things
For every student wanting to play clarinet, there will be six who want to play alto sax.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about music, students
You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, happiness
