Murphy's laws, page 87
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he owns
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness, people
A person who writes a law has never experienced it before.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, people
In view of the current work-load, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, end, work
In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt, people
A heavy frozen roast, stored on a freezer shelf, 5 feet from the ground, will fall on the most vulnerable toe available.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
The Voice of Experience never speaks up until it's too late.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about voice, experience
When sitting in the audience watching a sport event among 60.000 other spectators, the only time you pick your nose, you are on national TV.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about events, sport, time
Sticks and stones will break your bones but words will get you killed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word
The greater the number of people involved in a social function, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people
A plea for justice is often a claim for injustice in one's own favor.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about injustice, justice
When dinner is on time, your spouse is late. When dinner is late, your spouse is on time.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time
