Murphy's laws, page 85
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
When you believe you have seen the utmost of one's stupidity they never cease to amaze you and go one step further.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stupidity, faith
Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, bad luck, heart, bad, life
When you need gum for your breath in the morning and you can't find any.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need
You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about affair, love
Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, parents, common sense, sense
A web page is only a page until its printed. Then it can be any number of pages.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers
What is written history, the last kick of the victor in the pants of the defeated.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about history
If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, bad, rightness, being, time
The height of foolishness is to believe red or black die doesn't run.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, faith, death
The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking
