Any and all jokes will be misunderstood as insults, clues, or just plain missed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about insults
Murphy's laws, page 84
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck, ability
When the players are up against the main enemy, they will instantaneously kill him with one lucky shot.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
The last man entering an elevator going up goes to the lowest floor.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about man
The first person needing to exit the elevator will always be the person farthest to the rear of the elevator.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, numbers, work, contentment
A man who walks through the turnstiles backwards going to Bangkok.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about man
The squeakiness of floorboards is directly proportional to the need to remain unnoticed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about need
You might forget your past, but your past will never forget you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about past, contentment
Give a controversial, immoral issue, enough leeway in mainstream society, it will become the norm.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about society
You need something the most, only after you realize you've permanently lost it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, need
Spending enough time and money, all human behavior can be psychologically explained.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about money, human imperfections, time
Everything gets worse with time except the wine. And this one, no always.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about wine, time
History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about revolution, peace, history, war
Generalization: If you can quantize it, it is too small.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
