Murphy's laws, page 83
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about city, family, home, war, world
If you have an aerial altmode and take to the sky, someone will hit you with an EMP blast.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about sky
If your leader carries a big cannon on his right arm, respectfully request a transfer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness
Every character has an aspect that can and will be insulted and ridiculed at length.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about character
When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, perfection
The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about being, time
The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, being, time
If it is absolutely important that players do not use meta-game knowledge, they will.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, knowledge, use
The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, time
The amount of missed attack rolls is inversely proportional to the importance of the battle.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack