Murphy's laws, page 83
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Just because you have a ten in one of your stats doesn't mean some leader toy can't pulverize you with it's 10+ stat.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about city, family, home, war, world
If you have an aerial altmode and take to the sky, someone will hit you with an EMP blast.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about sky, contentment
When you think you've cornered someone, they'll call in their friends and combine into a huge lumbering giant who will promptly crush you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If your leader carries a big cannon on his right arm, respectfully request a transfer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness
Even if you wield the Matrix, end the war and save the universe a few times, there'll still be a writer out there who will see to it that you'll be remembered for that one horrible story you were in.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about writers, war, contentment, end
The typical job interview will begin with, so, what cultural stereotype do you represent.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Every character has an aspect that can and will be insulted and ridiculed at length.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about character
When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about games, perfection, contentment
The percent of time spent bickering over what to do next is inversely proportional to the importance of the subject being fought over.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about being, time
The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, being, time
If it is absolutely important that players do not use meta-game knowledge, they will.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about games, knowledge, use
The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, time, contentment
The amount of missed attack rolls is inversely proportional to the importance of the battle.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about attack
