After you blow your money on a few two week contracts for expensive mercs, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, old, olderness
If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about leadership, good, good luck
After spending five minutes hunting down the last enemy, he'll flee the sector.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
If you lose a merc through death or end of contract, you'll be in the middle of nowhere and be forced to leave behind his/her heavy gear: This is most commonly your heavy weapons expert who carried a few LAWs and your mortar.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about death, end
As soon as the enemy puts just one more square of distance between you and him, your previous hyperfrag sniper rifle with laser sight, telescopic sight, bipod and extended barrel will spray bullets all around him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies
No matter how good your lock picking expert gets, the locks get better.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck
There are only very few people with less of a grasp on tactics than your enemies. Your militiamen are some of them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies, people
The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, work
Nobody knows whose fault it is that the story isn't moving, but everyone has a different theory.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
The impossibility of slapping someone silly over the net is not recognized as potential weak point that requires careful consideration, but abused as if there was no tomorrow.
The longer your campaign goes on, the more ridiculously powerful you'll have to make the villains to present a challenge to your demi-god characters.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about criminals, present, god
Nobody is lazy; they're busy perfecting their posts they will make really soon, which will be totally awesome.
You'll either be overrun by newbie's who have totally cool original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left totally deserted without players.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, day, being
The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people
Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, thinking