You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, duty, contentment
Murphy's laws, page 44
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, good, good luck, contentment
The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, body, contentment
Fatalities always occur at the end of shift - or when it rains and snows.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, end
Contrary to popular belief - general officers don't get tickets.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith
You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, day, contentment
Your two minute “back-up” is always actually ten minutes away.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The alley you sprint down, is the wrong alley.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad, contentment
Tasting suspected drugs works - but only on TV or in the movies.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, drugs
Suspects always hide in the last place you look.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
Professional criminals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, criminals, world
Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
Contrary to popular belief, O.C. *IS* an area effect weapon.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith
The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
