If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Murphy's laws, page 44
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, good, good luck
The dependent who screams loudly when you don't show up quickly, also screams loudly when you do.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, body
Fatalities always occur at the end of shift - or when it rains and snows.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, end
Contrary to popular belief - general officers don't get tickets.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith
You won't get called to a court martial - unless it's your day off.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, day
Your two minute “back-up” is always actually ten minutes away.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Tasting suspected drugs works - but only on TV or in the movies.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, drugs
Professional criminals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, criminals, world
Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Contrary to popular belief, O.C. *IS* an area effect weapon.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith
The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
When dealing with the public try to look unimportant, They may go and find someone else to ask that stupid question to.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, question, public
