Murphy's laws, page 46
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, day
If a photo shoot goes too smoothly, then the lab will lose the film.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about succes, failure, customers
Photo Assistants are essential, they give photographers someone to yell at.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, essential
The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, need
Long life batteries only last for a couple of rolls.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about film, photography, couple, life
Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home
The newest and least experienced photographer will usually win the Pulitzer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography
Every instruction given to a lab, which can be misunderstood, will be.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography
Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, nothing
No well dressed photographer is a photojournalist.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, journalism
Professional photographers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, world
The nature shots invariably happen on two occasions: when animals are ready, when you're not.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, animals, nature