
Murphy's laws, page 46
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy



No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, day


If a photo shoot goes too smoothly, then the lab will lose the film.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about success, failure, customers


If you forgot, then you did not rewind the film.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, contentment

Photo Assistants are essential, they give photographers someone to yell at.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, essential

The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, need, contentment

Long life batteries only last for a couple of rolls.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about film, photography, couple, life


Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home

The newest and least experienced photographer will usually win the Pulitzer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Every instruction given to a lab, which can be misunderstood, will be.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography


Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, nothing, contentment


No well dressed photographer is a photojournalist.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, journalism

Professional photographers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, world

















