Murphy's laws, page 45
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
If your Captain can see you then so can the public.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, public
Never worry about the falling tree branch with your name on it. Instead, worry about the falling tree addressed, To whom it may concern.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, worry, name
Crew Leaders, not GOD, make priorities. There’s a difference.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, god
Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, nothing
One Crew leader is never enough but two are entirely too many.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
A clean and dry set of overalls is a magnet for mud and rain.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, rain
The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
Interchangeable parts don't, leak proof seals will and self - starters won’t.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, self-control
The item of equipment that usually won’t start or jams when you need it the most is the pump.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, need
The more stupid the leader is, the more important tasks he is ordered to carry out.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
The self-importance of a Deputy Captain is inversely proportional to his actual importance in the chain of command.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, self-control
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, failure, fire
As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, food
Chiefs are like diapers, always on your ass and full of shit.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
Burning materials that require extinguishing by powder or gas will be treated with water.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, water
