In general, a person's innocence is often diametrically opposed to how much they insist that they are.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about innocence, police, people
Murphy's laws, page 42
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, law, time
Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, wife, work, time
Always be sure to give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket; It will leave him with a better impression of your services.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, salary
The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need
Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, society
On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are the ones standing around doing nothing and could have gone themselves.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals, nothing
If a meter maid tells you that you can park there, then most likely you will get a ticket.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Two beers, officer is always two more than they should have had.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
If your response goes well, you're at the wrong barracks.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad
Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, time
