The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, weather, numbers, bad luck, bad, people
Murphy's laws, page 42
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
In general, a person's innocence is often diametrically opposed to how much they insist that they are.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about innocence, police, people
Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, law, time, contentment
Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, wife, work, time, contentment
Always be sure to give the guy who complains about paying your salary his nickel back before you write his ticket; It will leave him with a better impression of your services.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, salary, contentment
The further away the call is into the sticks directly relates to the likelihood you will need a restroom after you are back in service.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need, contentment
Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, society
On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are the ones standing around doing nothing and could have gone themselves.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals, nothing
If a meter maid tells you that you can park there, then most likely you will get a ticket.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
Two beers, officer is always two more than they should have had.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police
Your Right, there is no Justice, Just Us.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, justice, rightness
Never share a patrol car with anyone braver than you.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
If your response goes well, you're at the wrong barracks.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad, contentment
Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
