The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad
Murphy's laws, page 43
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want it changed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals
The short cuts are always under construction by the post engineers.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about truth
Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, nothing
When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell the brass.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals
Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts traffic.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, light
If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police
The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need, things
Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, light, need, death
Military working dogs attack anything that moves - including you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about army, attack
The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need
You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, duty
