Quotes about Medicine, page 4
117 quotes about Medicine
Yuppies involved in accidents complain how bumpy the ambulance ride is.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
It's not a compliment when Policemen say you're crude, crass & cynical.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Schedule your days off to avoid working during full phases of the Moon.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
You've come to conclude 90% of all drunks are a waste of protoplasm.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Automatically multiply by 3 the number of drinks they claim to have had.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Your social skills will be lacking, if all your anecdotes deal with blood.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Assume every female between 6 and 106 is pregnant until proven otherwise.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Don't place bets on the glucose level of an unresponsive patient.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
You cannot institute a surcharge for unruly or surly patients.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
It is not necessary to have a pet name for your cardiac monitor.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
As long as stupidity remains epidemic, you have job security.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Don't worry about the gunshot wound as much as dealing with the family.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, regardless of the time.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine