To those who have chosen the profession of medicine, a knowledge of chemistry, and of some branches of natural history, and, indeed, of several other departments of science, affords useful assistance.Quote by Charles Babbage about medicine
Hopefully my music is medicine, some type of antidote for something or some kind of explanation or just to feel good.Quote by Erykah Badu about medicine
I'm a critic, man, I'm really hard on people, but when I listen to Omar I just listen. He's like medicine, I feel like I can be healed.Quote by Erykah Badu about medicine
I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation.Quote by Taylor Caldwell about medicine
When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge.Quote by Arthur Conan Doyle about medicine
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.Quote by Magic Johnson about medicine
When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
It's you're first night shift for three years. And it's a full moon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
In a critical situation, the most highly qualified clinician will offer the most advice and the least support.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The absurdity of the suggestion is directly proportional to the distance from the bedside.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The disoriented patient always comes from a Nursing Home whose beautiful paperwork has no phone number on it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Your nose will itch the very moment your gloved hands get contaminated with bodily fluids.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
You walk out of a patient's room after you've asked them if they need anything: they will put the call bell on as you are about three quarters the way down the hall.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The patient furthest away from the nurses' station rings the call bell more often than the patient nearest to the nurses' station.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
