My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to...

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Quote by Phyllis Diller about humor, bad luck, thinking, bad.

Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller 1917, american comedian

Life period: 1917

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