Quotes about Cowboys, page 4

Grips guaranteed to fit really don’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Clean black powder really isn’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

A 42 inch gun belt can never be stretched far enough to fit around a 48 inch waist.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Loose gun belts will always fall off going down stage steps while on the timer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All BP shooters by nature have really small, tight nipples.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

With age all BP shooters will have large nipples that sag.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.

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A hair trigger really isn’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Peep sights don’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Peep sights will always fill up with crud.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.

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Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out loud at themselves and not be considered committable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The only thing a cowboy loves more than his horse is another horse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Don’t ever kiss another cowboys horse, he will not like it and they tend to kick.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.

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No CB has ever admitted being a Democrat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All CB shooters are proven, professional gamblers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys