Quotes about Cowboys, page 2

Ear plugs will be instantly remembered after the first report of a 26+ round stage shot inside a small building.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If the last shot for a clean match is a mandatory knock down, when hit, it will never go down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you are winning the match with a stock Ruger and ahead by 25sec., on the last shot the hammer will always slip.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The cost of a real Colt always equals two or more 2 SS checks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Gun carts are addictive, the only known cure is to build a factory and hire help for the mass production of your last and perfect cart.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No cart is ever perfect.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how wide the tread and how big the tires, your cart will tip over at Tin Star Ranch.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cowboys and boys who ice.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Modern day cowboys really don’t roll their own, think about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Modern day cowboys really do yell, YAHOO DOT COM.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The cost of new CB equipment will always equal your checking account balance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you ask the cost of playing CAS you probably can’t afford it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys