Quotes about Cowboys

138 quotes about Cowboys

If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.

If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter which side the buckle is on; spurs can be put...

No matter which side the buckle is on; spurs can be put on backwards and upside down.

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The whiter the hat the deeper the mud hole that it falls...

The whiter the hat the deeper the mud hole that it falls into.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Feet will always swell on the night of the banquet when...

Feet will always swell on the night of the banquet when you have on your tight fitting, dress boots.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to...

If stopped by a cop for a broken tail light on the way to a meet the first thing he will always ask is; are there any weapons in the car?

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All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never...

All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never have a sense of western humor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

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Under the above mentioned laws always try substituting -...

Under the above mentioned laws always try substituting - Old Western Texas Poets Sonneteer Society for Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

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The first time you’re running real late is the first time...

The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.

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A secure, drop proof, gun holster really isn’t.

A secure, drop proof, gun holster really isn’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

When it’s time to leave for the airport to your first EOT, and all your pards are waiting in the is car, that’s the time the safe will refuse to open and the only safe/lock smith within 50 miles is on vacation and your CAS friend, Yellow Dog Tick,...

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Green, pink & yellow really do make a smart looking...

Green, pink & yellow really do make a smart looking cowboy outfit for pards, pardettes & horses.

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Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for...

Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.

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If you say anything at all to a cowboy with blue hair, orange beard, wearing green, pink & yellow outfit it would be in your best interest to tell him he’s a right handsome looking buckaroo vaquero.

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If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be absolutely...

If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be absolutely sure that the B doesn’t sound like a V or F.

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A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear...

A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.

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Osauma Ben Lauden has never seen the movie, The Wild Bunch.

Osauma Ben Lauden has never seen the movie, The Wild Bunch.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

One flat bed trailer loaded with armed cowboys really can...

One flat bed trailer loaded with armed cowboys really can depose Castro on Friday, Sadam.

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The game of Cowboys and al Qaeda has never been played.

The game of Cowboys and al Qaeda has never been played.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

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