Quotes about Cowboys, page 6

All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Spurs really do help in obtaining more traction for action.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Just like guns, spurs really can lock up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cross draw holsters tend to make a cowboy a switch hitter or a good Broadway dancer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Two holsters worn on same side always makes a cowboy a switch hitter.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Not all cowboys can operate a jig but they all know how to dance to one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Squib loads really aren‘t made by Squib.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The cinch will break on the saddle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Bridle’s don’t belong in the honeymoon suite unless the Bride is really weird.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cowboys should never invite their horse into the Brides bedroom, see above.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The slicked up rifle action job that feels so good dry firing at home will never eject shells during the match and if it does they will go into your eye or over your safety glasses and down your collar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Puncture proof, pneumatic tires on your cart really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you use hard rubber tires they will fall off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys