Quotes about Cowboys, page 5

Betting on a stage is always a sucker’s bet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All cowboys like to gamble, even when they know they can’t win.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Their horse won it all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Storm proof tents used for SAS camping really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

An RV transporting 6 cowboys and their equipment to an annual CAS meet is really an RT - Rolling Thunder.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

38s really aren’t wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will not die and will just lie there and whine, cry, moan, groan and carry on forever.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

38s really aren’t mouse guns; their hands are too small to reach the trigger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All cowboys who wear a shot shell, bra belt also know all the Broadway show tunes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Gen. George Patton really did say that about pearl grips and it‘s true.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Elvis, dressed like a cowboy in white leather, really has been seen at EOT.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you think you saw Elvis at EOT dressed in white leather, he really was there and ten cowboys will back you up no matter what.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

If you’re absolutely positive that you saw slick willie (BC) at a SASS meet dressed as a cowboy packin’ heat, always keep it to yourself and never mention it; cowboys don‘t cotton to crazy people.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys