Quotes about Contentment, page 97

If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar.

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Never count on even mortally wounded enemies missing you.

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You never notice that none of your mercs has a good score in Leadership until you try to recruit someone.

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If you lose a merc through death or end of contract, you'll be in the middle of nowhere and be forced to leave behind his/her heavy gear: This is most commonly your heavy weapons expert who carried a few LAWs and your mortar.

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As soon as the enemy puts just one more square of distance between you and him, your previous hyperfrag sniper rifle with laser sight, telescopic sight, bipod and extended barrel will spray bullets all around him.

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The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.

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The longer your campaign goes on, the more ridiculously powerful you'll have to make the villains to present a challenge to your demi-god characters.

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You'll either be overrun by newbie's who have totally cool original new characters (all expressions after 'have' being debatable) who'll quit two days after their introduction to the story, or left totally deserted without players.

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Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.

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Just because you have a ten in one of your stats doesn't mean some leader toy can't pulverize you with it's 10+ stat.

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If you have an aerial altmode and take to the sky, someone will hit you with an EMP blast.

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When you think you've cornered someone, they'll call in their friends and combine into a huge lumbering giant who will promptly crush you.

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Even if you wield the Matrix, end the war and save the universe a few times, there'll still be a writer out there who will see to it that you'll be remembered for that one horrible story you were in.

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The typical job interview will begin with, so, what cultural stereotype do you represent.

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When you finally find the perfect game, no one is available.

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The one time you bend the rules for someone is the one time everyone notices it.

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The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.

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You might forget your past, but your past will never forget you.

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You need something the most, only after you realize you've permanently lost it.

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Generalization: If you can quantize it, it is too small.

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