Quotes about Contentment, page 99

In general it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

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If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When sitting in the audience watching a sport event among 60.000 other spectators, the only time you pick your nose, you are on national TV.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Sticks and stones will break your bones but words will get you killed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

As soon as you light up the commercial starts.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more you say you'll win, the more difficult it is to come true.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you remember the trash needs taking out the garbage truck is 2 doors down.

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Sooner or later you will spill your beer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

During the course of any endeavor you will always see the winning move right after you've executed the losing one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The less you have to paint, the more paint you get on yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you're riding a bike - it will rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

To check the spelling of a word in the dictionary, you have to know how it's written.

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The time you have to wait before going to bed increases proportionally to how tired you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.

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The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment