Quotes about Contentment, page 96

The music stand you get will wobble.

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If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

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Give a strongly-worded lecture about punctuality and you will be late to the next performance.

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You are never as good as the previous conductor.

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Tack you hate never wears out.

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Blankets you hate cannot be destroyed.

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Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.

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Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim.

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If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your street clothes, you will get dirty.

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You can't push a horse on a lunge line.

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If a horse is advertised “under $5,000” you can bet he isn't $2,500.

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The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn.

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You can't run a barn without baling twine.

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If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.

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If you're winning, quit.

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You never run out of medical kits.

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If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will in turn reattribute by firing a LAW at your position.

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When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.

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Just after you made a Quick save, you'll realize that your mercs are surrounded by enemies wielding Rocket Rifles.

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After you blow your money on a few two week contracts for expensive mercs, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment