Quotes about Contentment, page 98

When you believe you have seen the utmost of one's stupidity they never cease to amaze you and go one step further.

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Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you need gum for your breath in the morning and you can't find any.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If they will have gum it will be in a flavor that you really don't like.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You cannot stop the ongoing love affair between pasta sauce and a white dress shirt.

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Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Whenever you don't want to do something, is exactly when it needs to be done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea.

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Any good idea you ever had will just be accredited to someone else once you tell someone about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you hold a hammer in your hand, everything around you will look like a nail.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse.

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Clicking your heels three times means you've fallen and can't get up.

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Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you have a clear mind, you don't get to think

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

To be a successful person, you need to succeed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment