Quotes about Contentment, page 95

If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down.

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No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off.

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If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did.

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The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

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The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.

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You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.

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The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.

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The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.

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If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.

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After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.

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After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.

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No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.

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Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough.

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If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.

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If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day.

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If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.

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Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.

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You will have to wait at least another two hours for the last parent to pick up a child.

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Invariably, the melody will be in an instrument you do not have.

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You will have to conduct from a condensed score.

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