Quotes about Contentment, page 94

The coffee machine will be empty, when you need coffee most.

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After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.

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If you'll watch your team during a crucial game they will lose.

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If you drop a tool or small part while working on a car, it will roll to the exact center underneath the vehicle.

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If you have enough grease & a big enough hammer, you can put anything... anywhere.

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If you drop a tool or a part it will roll to the exact center underneath your car thus extending your repair enjoyment.

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The television show that you watched once and loved will be discontinued.

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If you watch a TV show only twice during the season, the second time will be a repeat of the first.

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If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.

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When you want to watch your favorite program, there is a black out.

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When you want to record your favorite program so you can watch it over and over again, you were recording the wrong channel.

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You can't reach the tool dropped while working on a car engine, and it will be a non-magnetic alloy.

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When working up high the tool you drop will always land to do the most damage to the tool and the object it hits.

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If you drop an unbreakable object, it will always land on something more valuable.

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Travel is a delight if you have a place to leave and return to.

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When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign.

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The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.

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If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...

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If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.

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Whenever you have something important to do the next morning, the alarm will never go off.

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