Quotes about Contentment, page 93

If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.

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When most important task awaits you get most number of interruptions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you are convinced everything works just fine you are overlooking something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you want to be busy, say that you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You will always be caught, usually the first time you do something others have been getting away with.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

No matter in which domain you are working, it's intersection with the field of your interest is always a NULL set.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The CD drive will not be even detected only when you want to cull out information from some CD. Just the day before that, you would have been playing music and it would have worked fine. If the Drive is working the CD would be corrupt/Scratched.

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The network would snap just when you were explaining an important point over a NetMeeting conference call.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.

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When its a busy day for you, all your colleagues would be chatting just outside your cabin.

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When you don't have much work all your colleagues will be busy.

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Your Security will insist on you leaving by 7:00 on the very day when you have to stay till 10:00 to meet an important deadline.

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The display settings on your computer will play havoc only when you have to finish a presentation by afternoon.

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Only when you want to piss urgently would all the urinals be taken.

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The office assistant would be on leave only on the day you need him most.

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When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.

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You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you are out of office, the most important of phone calls would be attended by the least concerned of your colleagues who wouldn't even care to ask who it was.. or wouldn't remember.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Only on the rarest of the days you come late, you'd bump into your boss smoking at the entrance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment