Quotes about Contentment, page 92

When your workmates absolutely guarantee they'll take care of your duties while you're on vacation, they won't.

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The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.

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Your unemployment check always comes after you find work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

In a job interview you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The job you want is well paying, interesting, fun, rewarding, conveniently located, or attainable; pick one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.

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The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...

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If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Your current boss is the worst you've ever had until the next one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.

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The more you hate a job and wish to leave the longer you end up staying put.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The person interviewing you had less than half or your qualifications when they got the job and will want twice what you have.

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Losing a job is never as much fun or as dignified as you imagine it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you get used to thinking screw you after every superior speaks to you you will blurt it out sooner or later. Unless you're a phone sex girl or a stripper people will mind.

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Being yourself will have to wait until you get home or at least a bar.

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The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it.

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The more you have to pay for the uniform the less likely you will be to ever wear any piece of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Your Boss will always call you, when you aren't at your desk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment