Quotes about Contentment, page 91

The clothes/shoes you bought last week will not fit this week or will not be “cool” enough for this week.

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The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.

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When you are in a hurry the child will dawdle.

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The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.

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Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

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The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.

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If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.

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The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.

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You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.

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If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.

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Any movie at your local video store will always be rented out when you want to rent it yourself.

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It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.

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When you get the paper, it will be out of toner.

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Whenever you think your drive will go right it wouldn't.

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Whenever you think your aim is right is not.

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Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't.

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Whenever you think you have a clear drive over water it will ditch.

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Whenever you think you hit the green you wouldn't.

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The more people looking at you driving on the driving range, the more slicing your driving will get.

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Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.

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