The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
When you are in a hurry, the needle eye is always too small.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The pattern you wanted to make again will have one key piece missing.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
If you drop something out of your sewing basket, it will be your box of pins, with the cover off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
Collar points don't match, and you've trimmed all the seams.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment