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3109 quotes about Contentment

The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one.

The seam you meant to rip out is invariably the other one.

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When you are in a hurry, the needle eye is always too small.

When you are in a hurry, the needle eye is always too small.

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The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink...

The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink will always shrink the most.

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The pattern you wanted to make again will have one key...

The pattern you wanted to make again will have one key piece missing.

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If you drop something out of your sewing basket, it will...

If you drop something out of your sewing basket, it will be your box of pins, with the cover off.

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Collar points don't match, and you've trimmed all the seams.

Collar points don't match, and you've trimmed all the seams.

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You will spill your pin box once per garment.

You will spill your pin box once per garment.

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You check the paper and find that you have all six...

You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.

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The Jackpot gets to $40, 000, 000 and the numbers match all...

The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.

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You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket.

You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket.

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You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since...

You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted.

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The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.

The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.

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Your spouse wins, then leaves you.

Your spouse wins, then leaves you.

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You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends...

You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.

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When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.

When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.

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When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.

When you want them to walk they will want to be carried.

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When you bring the stroller they will want to walk.

When you bring the stroller they will want to walk.

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When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.

When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.

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If I make a mess you must clean it up.

If I make a mess you must clean it up.

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The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is...

The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in.

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