Quotes about Contentment, page 89

Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more expensive the gift you give your mother, the longer she will “save” it before she uses it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that mother will not offer you more food.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Never forget who rocked you as a baby. That's something else you will never be able to repay her for.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Mother can always tell you a better way to do something after you've already done it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.

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No matter how small your mom is, she will always be bigger than you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more you detest an item that belongs to your mother, the more likely it is that she will try to give it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you do it yourself, mom could have done it better. If mom does it, you should have done it yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The only thing more accurate than a mother's advice is her memory of the times you didn't take it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If your kid grows up to be like you its an insult, not to you, to the kid.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment