Quotes about Contentment, page 88

No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.

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That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.

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If you use hard rubber tires they will fall off.

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If you spend an extra ordinary amount of time developing a list of things NOT to forget when going to the upcoming Regional or National match, the day of packing for the match, you will have lost the list.

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After laying out everything in preparation for the next day's match, including the new.38 pistols & rifle, you will always, out of habit, grab the.45 ammo!

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If you forget or pack the wrong ammo, that will always be the caliber the club vender will be out of.

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If your rifle and handguns are not the same caliber you will always get them mixed up at least once. The harder your rifle is to dismantle the more likely and often this is to happen.

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Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.

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Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.

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Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.

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The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.

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If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.

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The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.

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If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.

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Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.

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Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.

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If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.

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Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.

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The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.

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The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.

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