Quotes about Contentment, page 87

If you call an armed cowboy a buckaroo, be absolutely sure that the B doesn’t sound like a V or F.

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If you are winning the match with a stock Ruger and ahead by 25sec., on the last shot the hammer will always slip.

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You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.

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No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.

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If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.

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If you ask the cost of playing CAS you probably can’t afford it.

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If stage calls for extra bullet to be loaded off your body, that will be the one you drop and the only one in that caliber that you have on you.

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If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.

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The wrong caliber for you rifle will not chamber but it will always fit thru the loading gate and jam under the carrier.

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You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.

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If you run out of shots shells on a stage and a cowboy hands you his, they will always be the wrong gauge.

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In 5-card draw always count the cards six times before accusing an armed CB of holding more than 5, that way you’ll have a better feel and appreciation for the number 6.

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38s really aren’t wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.

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If you think you saw Elvis at EOT dressed in white leather, he really was there and ten cowboys will back you up no matter what.

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If you’re absolutely positive that you saw slick willie (BC) at a SASS meet dressed as a cowboy packin’ heat, always keep it to yourself and never mention it; cowboys don‘t cotton to crazy people.

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No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.

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The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.

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All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.

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On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

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No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.

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