Quotes about Contentment, page 86

If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong or its out of date or both.

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If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early.

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If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.

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If two or more bus routes go to one stop; at least one of each of the others will arrive before the one you want.

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The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.

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If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.

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The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.

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It seems like a long time you are waiting for the bus, so you pull out a cigarette and light it, then here comes the bus.

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If you are early, the bus will be late.

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If you are late to the bus-station, the bus will be on time.

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If you must take a bus there's a strike.

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When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.

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When walking to a bus stop, if you'll look back to see if the bus is coming, it won't, if you won't look back, the bus will pass you just as you'll reach the bus stop.

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If you wait for a bus for a long time, and decide to leave the station, the bus will arrive just as you're too far away to catch it.

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No matter who you sit next too they will start a cell phone conversation about their Boyfriend or Mothers hospital operation.

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Feet will always swell on the night of the banquet when you have on your tight fitting, dress boots.

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Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

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The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.

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The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.

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If you say anything at all to a cowboy with blue hair, orange beard, wearing green, pink & yellow outfit it would be in your best interest to tell him he’s a right handsome looking buckaroo vaquero.

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