Quotes about Contentment, page 85

A flat won't occur while you have spare wheel.

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When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.

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Whenever you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck in each lane to slow down traffic.

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If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.

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Whatever side of the pump you park your car, the tank lid will be on the other side.

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If you're looking in the mirror and all you can see is a Semi's grill, even if you'll hit the brake, you won't stop.

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There shall be torrential down-pours as you attempt to get to your car; once inside the car, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping and there's a rainbow on the horizon.

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By making expensive modifications you increase the gravitational attractions between your car and large objects.

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If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.

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Regardless of how fast you go, someone behind you is in a hurry.

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A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.

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You can drive a car in to any river ford, just don't expect to always be able drive out.

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If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red.

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Mud tends to go where you do not want it to go.

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There's never a tree around when you're stuck in the mud.

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No matter where you go you always cut corners.

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Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.

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If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you'll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.

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Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.

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Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and/or upholstery at the time of trade in.

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