Quotes about Contentment, page 84

As long as stupidity remains epidemic, you have job security.

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All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, regardless of the time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you respond to any Motor Vehicle Accident call after Midnight and do not find a drunk on the scene, keep looking: somebody is still missing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Any patient, when given the option of either going to Jail or going to the Hospital by a Police Officer, will always be inside the Ambulance before you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You need it to save a life, or the salesman leaves.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Given the opportunity, any Dispatcher will be only too happy to tell you where to go, regardless of whether or not she actually knows where that may be.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4's and Kerlix.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The weight of the patient that you are about to transport increases by the square of the sum of the number of floors which must be ascended to reach the patient plus the number of floors which must be descended while carrying the patient.

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Any bystander who offers you help will give you none.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.

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You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired.

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The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.

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When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.

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The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.

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Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.

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The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.

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The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.

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The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.

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If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

A flat will occur when you are without a spare.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment