Quotes about Contentment, page 70

If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always come back.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more knowledge you gained, the less certain you are of it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

No matter how many resources you have, it is never enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Any cool program always requires more memory than you have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment